Amy. 17. Fandoms for daaays. Lover of folk music. Babbler of languages. Wishful thinker. This is where my authenticity dilutes into the ever-growing chaos of my imagination.
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| Jimmy Carr: | Which three items did Gordon Brown supposedly throw at his colleagues? |
| Richard Ayoade: | A satsuma, live wasp and a nightmare. |
| Ruth Jones: | How can you throw a live wasp? I mean a dead wasp, I get that. |
| Noel Fielding: | Well, you pretend you're throwing it but really, you're in cahoots with the wasp. And you go, "In a minute, when I release you, just fly straight for his head!"..and then it goes off. |
| Ruth Jones: | So it looks like you're throwing it.. |
| Noel Fielding: | But really... |
| Ruth Jones: | It's flying. |
| Richard Ayoade: | Why do you think it's weirder throwing a live wasp than a nightmare? |
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